nikki. australia. 19.

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

papastalinspizza:

why is everyone mad about horse_ebooks being fake because the person running it revealed himself did you guys think it was run by a real horse

ejacurlate:

*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

absolutest:

I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.

ugly:

if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass